ext_30069 ([identity profile] zelost-mind.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] tea_and_ink 2007-09-16 06:36 pm (UTC)

Oh man. Just... Oh, man.

With sex comes a number of responsibilities. Heh, just like with superpowers -- With great sex comes great responsibility!

Hey, you know you can't get pregnant if you're on top? And you can't get pregnant if you do it on your period. Oh! And you can't get pregnant if you do it in the shower, either.

And did you know you can only contract HIV from having sex with a gay guy?

Oh! And if a guy takes a hand full of your contraceptive pills, he can't get you pregnant.

Yeah... I learned all this in college. COLLEGE! *shoots self*

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