Got the watergun. So, I'm not supposed to spray him with it, should I do it on the object I don't want him around? Or just where he can see it?

Yeah, he eats dry food. But isn't this supposed to work only when he's hungry? I think I read that somewhere. Will try it though, could work on my kid.

Got him these little balls with spikes on them that roll funny (because of the spikes, you see) and he's after 'em for hours. Totally my way of tiring him before bed, bless him. Um, de-clawing, will also give some thought to this, I mean, it's not like I'm gonna take him out to the ring and he'll need to defend himself, right?