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So sneaking out

of work because, uh, I may have recently (as in thirteen seconds ago) become the not-so-proud owner of a copy of DeVour. Shut up.

I swear to God, if I ever meet the Ackles, he is so getting a request to hand over my soul back, thank you very much.

I mean, wtf Evangeline?

DeVour. Don't think I need to tell you how much headdeskery is going on around here, do I?

De-effing-Vour. Shut up, I said.

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*cackles evilly* Welcome to the club, honey. I DL'd and watched the whole movie. And I have it on DVD. *facepalm*

The things we do for this man... *shakes head sadly*

Hahahah! DeVour!

Awesome.

*sigh* I own it, too. Oh, Ackles. What did you do to us? Not even the fact that this movie proves he's a 46-second-man could me off.

:D

*running flying tacklehug* Hey.

I have a copy of DeVour. I think whats more worrying is the number of times I've actually watched it....

*runs at and leaps on you as well* HELLO STRANGER!

heheheh... i happen to LIKE Devour..... ;)

*snickers*

I downloaded the movie some time ago now (as I did Cry_Wolf *facepalm of doom*) and I gotta say... it's the most hilarious "horror" movie I have EVER seen.

I mean... Jensen's "chair" scene with Dominique Swain (who, by the way, will always remain Lolita for me)?
And his car dialog with Shannon, the whole "Jake, talk to me!", "OH SHIT!" thing? *giggles madly*
Plus: don't even get me started on the brillaint *cough*sarcasm*cough* plot and mind-boggling script :D

Yeah.
It's an awesome movie ^_^

hugs :*

Heee! *cops a feel*

Hey, you-face! *loves you times a billion times infinity* ♥

*mutual gropeage* ;)

How you doin' m'lovely? Hiding from the rain we're currently drowning in? <3

You know? for all that he knows? I don't think he *knows* the crap we put up with for him... ::le sigh:: the state of our fandom. I'd be embarrassed but that would require dignity, so I'll just shrug.

::shrugs::

Hey, you! How ya've been?

Hi you! I, know, that IS disturbing, is like a compulsion that I can't make excuses for anymore ::shakes head::

Actually, 42, according to my chronometer, but yours is more flattering for him, so I'll go with it. Dear Lord. Bad horror made worst with BAD PORN. It's the Apocalypse.

I've lost track of the score, like, I totally did NOT come home straight to the DVD player, so stop spreading such pernicious lies, okay?

Shouldn't we be, like, embarrassed or something? I mean, it is bad, bad horror, so bad it's not even horror. But then there's the Ackles, and yeah.

Hehehe, really? Maybe you should send an e-mail, let them know it, I think they would be appreciative of it ::nods::

It's not so much that is a bad movie, it's clichéd, I think. But, it does feature Jensen, so everything else is forgotten in the face of, well, him. :D

Dude, he'd be totally freaked if he knew. It's obsessive and borderline masochistic. I mean, seriously. Devour?! *laughs helplessly*

I'm at times proud, and at times so very, very embarrassed by our fandom. It's leaning toward embarrassed more and more lately, but every now and then something adorable and loving comes out, and my faith in fandom is restored.

..for, like, five minutes. *shakes head fondly*

You have the right idea, though -- *shrugs helplessly*

I've been good. Real good, in fact. I'm about to start wearing my clothes upside down or putting pebbles in my shoes, just to have something to annoy me a bit. It's dangerous, being too happy. ^_~

You? How's life treating ya?

I know, it's like this compulsion I can't be bothered with explanations for anymore, I'm sure if I go to a therapist, they will take this as a symptom of some kind of pathology.

..for, like, five minutes. *shakes head fondly*
Oh, so totally worth it. Some five minutes, aren't they?

Hehehe, well don't go too crazy there, limit yourself to the upsidedown clothes, the pebbles might be stretching it too far. Me thinks ;P

I just got internet at home, so, I am actually twirling around in my chair when not typing. Oh, internet missed you much!! ::clings::

Well, at least you dl-ed it, I didn't because I wasn't gonna weight down my laptop' memory with it... you can totally slap me, I realize the glaring brightness of my hypocrisy.

I know! It was like, dude! you've the Ackles(es), Dominique Swain AND Shannyn Sosammon, like, DO SOMETHING WITH THEM. But whatever. We now know Jensen will most likely age gracefully. That's important knowledge, shut up.

It was the originality of the plot (holes) and the sheer genius of the script what kept me away, I was afraid if I saw it, I'd be ruined for any other movie. Ever. So, yeah.

Of course, I mean, any self respecting Jensen fangirl can only manage to get through DeVour once, she has far too much depth to forgo plot in favour of pretty, right?

(Who'm I kidding? Hell, I'd watch it with the sound off for those freckles.)

We probably should be embarrassed but then again, I watched DAWSONS CREEK for the Ackles so there are lower points to reach...

(HEY, where've you been, I missed you! Email?)

Right.

(Who'm I kidding? Hell, I'd watch it with the sound off for those freckles.)

You know what pays off, the chair scene, with nothing but the sound. Close your eyes and just listen. So, so worth it. If you can look past the 42 seconds thing, that is. But you know, still. And then open your eyes so you can see him blink about three thousand times, and yeah. THAT pays off.

Me too!! and it was funny because I caught re-runs way back when I had time to watch re-runs and way before Spn and totally couldn't place him (as Alec, it had been a while) but still watched in rapture, just for this man. So it's okay, I mean, yours is Dawson's Creek, mine is Smallville, so.

(I've been here, with no internet, all alone with no internet and too much laziness in the BONES to go out and log on some Wi-Fi. Because I had no internet. But I do now, so hello)

....oh yeah, done that a good few times too. I think its a law of watching DeVour, because a lot of the time I can't actually watch that scene with my eyes open anyway. My cringe radar is set too high. (But oh god, those lashes. And the blinking. HAPPY PLACE.)

Let me tell you a little story. Just before Supernatural started on UK tv, another channel was running SV S4 reruns. They were timed perfectly so that me and my housemates would finish lectures, make tea and sit down to watch the hilarity. 'Course, at that point, I was all about a young man named Michael Rosenbaum at that moment, so there were plenty of lavicious comments about Sexy Lexy, but my appreciation of Coach Teague amounted to 'Lana's boyfriends kinda cute, right?'. AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehz47vx5KYg) To which the response was 'wow, that guy in the leather jacket is HOT', swiftly followed by 'wow, is that the guy from Smallville?' And then Dean came into my life and the world has been a freckly-er place ever since, despite the fact it took me about 6 episodes of SPN to figure out that he wasn't called Jason Ankles. But yes, I watched the entire of Smallville Season Four without noticing Jensen Ackles. I am a bad, bad fangirl. (Totally made up for it when I bought the DVDs though, guh.)

And there are even deeper depths than SV and DC. I'm downloading Blonde. Kimono dancing, anyone?

Yay! Internet! I've finally set up our wireless network so I'm hardly ever offline. Its kinda sad...

We're all crazy. Didn't you get the memo? :D

Some five minutes, aren't they?
Best five minutes ever, dude. *pets crazy-ass fandom*

...the pebbles might be stretching it too far. Me thinks ;P
Really? You think so? *muses* Maybe you're right. I'll think about it. *nods seriously*

Internets! *hugs it to self* I'd die without it, I swear. How did you survive, you poor thing? *clutches to bosom*

hehhe... yeah.....

well, i like cheesy movies too... so. :D

So, had this uber cool reply and then LJ swallowed it and now I can't really remember it as it was originally. But you already know about my awesomeness, so I'm not particularly pressured to prove it right now ::iz smug::

Point was, I agree on the Law thing, what throws me is how could go wrong in Jen!porn, I thought it was a mathematical impossibility to get *that* wrong, it's like they were TRYING to make us cringe. wtf?

Hehe, it might have happened to us all, and I'm not saying it did. I'm sayin' I kinda drool over Jen's new hot boyfriend but then there were still too many emo-teens around, so I walked out on it, I had enough with myself. Then there was Smallville, which I had also given up on, because not even Rosie could keep me coming back for more of... that; but one night I was utterly bored and there was like, nothing else to do but reminisce about Lex's hotness, and so I did, except I got interrupted because Lana's new boyfriend was like WHOA. So I watched until they killed him off. Tossing him off a waterfall. In Kansas...
And, honestly, it took me like, seven eps of Spn to put together that Jen's bf, Lana's bf and Dean were the same actor, who was also Alec. Cas, I'm telling you, this was the moment I realized something was wrong with me, how could I have forgotten Alec? I mean, not forgotten, he is NEVER forgotten, but he wasn't at the forefront of my mind and that is so, so wrong. It's Alec for Christ's sakes! So yeah, took me forever and an week to put two and two together, but man, those were the last hours I spent with my soul before Jensen took it away from me...

Jason Anckles!!!! Oh, that one's priceless!

That kimono dancing was spectacular and you should NOT be embarrassed because at least you're dl-ing it, whereas I paid MONEY for Devour ::headdesk::, granted it was little money because the guy practically gave it away to me, but it's still money.

Hmmm, maybe I should try and get my wireless thingy up and running, might even make it work this time around ::plots::

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