penandnotebook: (huh?)
penandnotebook ([personal profile] penandnotebook) wrote in [personal profile] tea_and_ink 2007-09-16 07:13 pm (UTC)

Dear God!

With BAD sex comes a number of responsibilities. I mean it's important to remember that no matter what, you cannot kill your partner!

Really? Wow, I didn't know those things, see? is all lack of information's fault, stuff like this should be handed out in pamphlets or something, yanno? I had no idea about the shower one. Under what rock have I been living?!

Oh, really? Then we just put all gay men together in a cage and let them get sicker until the virus runs out!!! I'm a freakin' genius.

I'mma go pulverize some of my pills and feed them to him on his dinner tonight. Very useful, Jen.

Ah, college, the place where we go to expand our minds and knowledge, to experience life and shit. It's not advertising material, I think.

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